| "Its soo simple.." (Owen Wilson as Hansel from Zoolander): when stick becomes toothstick |
Did you ever
wonder what people did to clean their teeth before the invention of
toothbrushes and toothpaste? I used to for a long time. I just idly wondered
what people did to clean their teeth. Then, sometime later, I happened to read
a caption on a photo in an anthropology book about how healthy the pictured
stone-age tribespeople were. I think they were Africans. The caption remarked
upon the fact that the people in the tribe had very good teeth and that tooth
decay was very rare amongst them. It also mentioned how the people were able to
meet the needs of each other so well (indicating a healthy young toddler in the
picture and an elderly man), in a desert environment ‘civilised’ man would call
positively hostile. I then read about
the use of tooth sticks in “Making it” by old Erik Knutzen and Kelly Coyne. I
then saw a Youtube video of a guy brushing his teeth with a licorice root (Glycyrrhiza glabra) and hearing his
anecdotal claims of it helping to heal a cavity in his teeth!
From that
point on I decided I would be crazy to buy another plastic toothbrush, what
with these awesome alternatives available.
I believe toothpaste and plastic toothbrushes
are made for profit not for dental hygiene. Well, maybe that’s not the whole
truth. Though it is probably the guiding principle with regard to toothbrush
existence.
So what to
do? I have been trialling the use of licorice root as a tooth brush for the
last two and a half years. I don’t think I will ever buy a plastic toothbrush
again. Even my dentist was impressed at how effective my humble root was.
However, it was difficult to get her to admit this; entertainingly so.
Here is a short
list of the pros and cons I have found with using a licorice root
Pros-
·
Cheap,
can be free if grown, can be organic (very much desired)
·
tasty
·
gain
all the herbal benefits of licorice (improved digestion, calming, better sleep,
ween from sugar etc)
·
returns to soil
·
gentle
on gums
·
allows
for thorough cleaning of each tooth
·
interesting conversation starter prop (simply
brush your teeth in class, after smoko or lunch or on the bus to or from
work/school)
·
disconnects your dental hygiene from the
globalised capitalist matrix of terribleness; every little disconnect counts!
Cons-
·
Slower
than conventional toothbrush.
·
Can be expensive to get in Bunbury and
regional places, in East coast and Europe/America is cheap.
·
You
may look like a drooly doofus if you forgot to brush your teeth the night
before and end up brushing your teeth at work/school/on the train etc.
Of course
there are other ways to brush your teeth too.
A small
sampling of plants that provide toothsticks include:
·
Oak
trees (Quercus spp.)
·
Liquidambar styraciflua
·
Some
Birch varieties, esp. Black, cherry and sweet.
·
Possibly
some Melaleuca varieties
Traditional
cultures around the planet have always used toothsticks so it should not be a
problem to find some in your local area, barring that, you can grow your own
and order from your local health food shop until your plants are big enough.
You can also
make your own toothpaste with simple cheap ingredients. My housemate uses one
involving clay powder. I am happy with my licorice root so I haven’t explored
much other teeth cleaning techniques. At the very least I think everyone will
benefit to a transition to compostable toothbrushes which are now widely
available.
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